10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss