10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "No river, no fish."