10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.