10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves