10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A