10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die