10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The all-in play works everytime but once.