10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris