10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss