10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---