10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.