10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.