10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)