10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz