10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament