10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."