10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm