10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!