10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fold and live to fold again
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.