10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event