10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed