10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Fold and live to fold again
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."