10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Welcome to kicker school
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"