10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs