10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die