10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.