10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!