10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"