10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels