10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)