10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer