10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.