10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from