10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.