10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.