10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.