10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.