10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!