10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."