10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school