10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT