10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fold and live to fold again
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is for loners.