10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.