10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!