10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Welcome to kicker school
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.