10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.