10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha