10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion