10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury