10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.